Appesque. Once the home of amazing mobile applications for Android, iOS and BlackBerry (before it got squashed by an Apple). Like all good things, Appesque has come to an end.

Our supreme leader and commander, Kim Jong-Harnedy has moved on to work at Tyco, making the world a safer place one app at a time.

Funeral mass will be held at the church of the wholly accountants, 666 slippery lane, middle earth at 4pm sharp. No flowers.